Cool kit! you should post your city so when you make the news for killing three people in a dungeon we all know it was you. 

[A canister of pepper spray on a keyring]
muggers are way more likely to attack you than any monster. and if there an esper then ten billion scovilles in the face will do more than bullets

[A paracord braided belt and a folding karambit of iridescent metal]
gonna set up snares to snag me some backroom beasties. tie em up and take em apart slowly. see how the dungeon likes a real monster

muggers are way more likely to attack you than any monster. and if there an esper then ten billion scovilles in the face will do more than bullets

where do you live that espers are mugging people on the streets bro? Indonesia?

ten billion scovilles in the face will do more than bullets

espers aren't bulletproof you fucking imbecile 

my buddy got jumped by an esper but he just said it was hell week and he got off with zero consequences and a bigger dick. assholes arent bulletproof while theyre awakening, thats for sure and thats why im packing a rhino

[Images: Large aluminum water bottle. Combat knife. High-grade multitool. CATphone (or generic future equivalent thereto). Pocket flashlight. Condoms (unflavored, unlubricated). Lubricant. Low-profile reinforced vest. Selfie of fairly ripped blond man wearing gear, in two-finger V-sign hip-popped magical girl pose.]

drtfag here yo. i never actually been grabbed, just sent in, but important to be safe every day!

do they let you fuck the monsters

condoms are good for nature survival! and never know who you will meet.

ETA: and this is not on-the-job carry, that would be silly, there is no sex there and no need for nature survival tech. just my every day kit has them

Okay so is the large and sturdy water bottle implicit in this neck of internet or are you much more of a dumbass then that sensible-sounding peashooter reply inclines me to think

none of these stupid fucking larpers have a single first aid kit between them, you think they're carrying water? 

i am carrying water.

Why would you need water if you can shoot your way out? 

Why would you need water if you can shoot your way out? 

Maybe for the unlubricated condoms. Which is silly, because water is actually a terrible lubricant.

did you actually look at his picture? he literally already has actual lube there

[A photo of two fists]

Man, I wonder if recovering addicts feel like this when they are near their addiction. I used to spiral so hard with preparing for dungeons, and the confluence is not helping.