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/edcgen/
GENERAL THREAD FOR EVERYDAY CARRY
Last thread hit the post limit. You know the drill /k/ommandos, post your current loadout. That means what you're actually packing right now, it's not an EDC if you're not fucking carrying it. I'll go first: 

Glock 77 (shoulder holster)
Ka-bar combat knife (belt sheath)
Smartphone
Wallet
Keys
Tactical pouch containing
- TLR-6
- 2 extended mags
- Swim goggles (eye stuff freaks me out) 
- Windproof Zippo
- Smokes

> inb4 peashooter
Do you even read dungeon AARs? The odds of you running into a monster that you need a deagle to blow a hole in are much lower than the odds of you getting mauled by a pack of the kinds of creatures that a mag dump will make short work of if you don't have a broken wrist after the first shot. 

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Cool kit! you should post your city so when you make the news for killing three people in a dungeon we all know it was you. 

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[A canister of pepper spray on a keyring]
muggers are way more likely to attack you than any monster. and if there an esper then ten billion scovilles in the face will do more than bullets

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[A paracord braided belt and a folding karambit of iridescent metal]
gonna set up snares to snag me some backroom beasties. tie em up and take em apart slowly. see how the dungeon likes a real monster

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muggers are way more likely to attack you than any monster. and if there an esper then ten billion scovilles in the face will do more than bullets

where do you live that espers are mugging people on the streets bro? Indonesia?

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ten billion scovilles in the face will do more than bullets

espers aren't bulletproof you fucking imbecile 

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my buddy got jumped by an esper but he just said it was hell week and he got off with zero consequences and a bigger dick. assholes arent bulletproof while theyre awakening, thats for sure and thats why im packing a rhino

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[Images: Large aluminum water bottle. Combat knife. High-grade multitool. CATphone (or generic future equivalent thereto). Pocket flashlight. Condoms (unflavored, unlubricated). Lubricant. Low-profile reinforced vest. Selfie of fairly ripped blond man wearing gear, in two-finger V-sign hip-popped magical girl pose.]

drtfag here yo. i never actually been grabbed, just sent in, but important to be safe every day!

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do they let you fuck the monsters

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condoms are good for nature survival! and never know who you will meet.

ETA: and this is not on-the-job carry, that would be silly, there is no sex there and no need for nature survival tech. just my every day kit has them

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Okay so is the large and sturdy water bottle implicit in this neck of internet or are you much more of a dumbass then that sensible-sounding peashooter reply inclines me to think

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none of these stupid fucking larpers have a single first aid kit between them, you think they're carrying water? 

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i am carrying water.

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Why would you need water if you can shoot your way out? 

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Why would you need water if you can shoot your way out? 

Maybe for the unlubricated condoms. Which is silly, because water is actually a terrible lubricant.

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did you actually look at his picture? he literally already has actual lube there

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[A photo of two fists]

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Man, I wonder if recovering addicts feel like this when they are near their addiction. I used to spiral so hard with preparing for dungeons, and the confluence is not helping.

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