"I am delighted to see students using the library, but unlike the US government I don't pretend to have morals. You will complete your assignments in this class to my satisfaction."

"Prof Tan you're my favorite teacher and I'm happy to do the work. But give Danny and Zo a break. They don't need to do this."

"Please, sir."

"Chase you are one of my most promising students and I would hate to have to tell your Sire about your insubordination."

"You think I'm scared of her?"

"Despite your affect you are an astute young man. So I think you are rightly scared shitless."

"That's... A fair cop. Sorry, mates I tried."

"Well I'm not scared, of my parents or you."

"If you persist you will face in school suspension and confinement."

"You really think I'd rather become a monster, no offense Chase."

"None taken, it's a fair cop."

"Than what, be locked in the old dorm for a few days?"

Ok, this is creepy, but obviously somebody will notice this is weird and get me out in a few hours. Hopefully before lunch even.

At minimum he'll need to let me use the bathroom.

[spongebob a few hours later]

Ok, well this is humiliating, but he'll have to let me get clean pants when I do dinner right?

[spongebob several hours latter]

Fuck

[some time later]

*Gentle reassuring shoulder pat.*

"Danny my boy, are you feeling comfortable? I've brought you some water and clean clothes.

Are you ready to behave?

I'm going to remove the gag so be ready to answer."

"Daniel Nimrod,

Junior,

Student id: 413EGG -"

"I regret having to put the gag back in, but this isn't war.

I don't have to pretend I care about the Geneva conventions.

I encourage you to take some time to reflect."

Oi, oi, Danny you're my best mate so just take my advice and give in. It's not a big deal. I get you want to be big man, but that just means somebodies gonna put ya back into your place.

mmmh tasty stew

Dear future me, if I ever figure out how to read from this black box there are 4 things I need you to remember.

1. Sandy Tan is the devil literally the devil. Someday centuries from now I hope I'll have moved on and barely remember anything that happened here. But I can't forget that. Sandy Tan is the devil I must oppose him at all costs.

2. Chase, Lilith, Zoey, and Grim we can trust. They aren't exactly good people, except Zoey, or sane, but count on them anyway.

3. It was worth it, maybe I make it through this. Maybe I get sent to the place we don't talk about. Fuck it to The Mountain, but it was worth it to stand up for our ideals. For Zoey, and for the people Tan was pointing us at. To be ourselves to be me.

4. four, the number after 3, I'm a hypocrite who can't count. Why is this the one I'm stuck on. Fine just remember 2 and ask Lilith. I don't have time for this.

Get it get it I'm tied to a fuckin... fuck its on the tip of my tongue but you get why this is funny right?

999 bottles of beer