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No Man Can be My Equal

Some characters that I had intended for the mega-cont plus a new girl insisted that they actually are from a rather different urban fantasy set up. And apparently I am losing arguments to the deranged queers in my head. Happy pride month everybody.
But for real its about a bunch of immortals who were magic school classmates and consider themselves stuck with each other for eternity for spoiler reasons.
Take me to the future of your world
The settings 'present' our ~~near future~~. Recent past. I get knocked down starts at 16/06/2026 8:30 PMish.
Complete Has Warnings I get knocked down, but I get up again/You're never gonna keep me down [1 2 3] Fist 67 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings a war with the darkest powers [1 2] Fist 34 by Fist
Where your eyes don't go. [1 2] Fist 38 by Fist
Hiatused Has Warnings Ghost Ship [1 2] Fist 40 by Fist
Complete Is it really true/That a bird like me could never think like you? [1 2 3] Fist 56 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings Laugh Kookaburra, laugh Kookaburra/ Gay your life must be! [1 2 3] Fist 54 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings Put her in a long boat till she's sober/ Early in the morning! Fist 9 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time/ If you paid attention, you'd be worried too [1 2 3 4] Fist 83 by Fist
Complete Sleep with one eye open / Gripping your Blåhaj tight Fist 10 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out / 'Cause I'm the right one [1 2 3] Fist 69 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong, "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?" [1 2] Fist 42 by Fist
Complete Day after day after— Day after— day after day Fist 24 by Fist
Has Warnings My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead No good deed Goes unpunished [1 2 3] Fist 64 by Fist
Has Warnings Incident Report, Naarm, 13.0.13.12.5 2 Chikchan 18 Sotz '- .6 3 Kimi 19 Sotz' [1 2] Fist 38 by Fist
Way back in the 90s
Between graduation and the present. Technically covers a lot more than just the 90s.
Complete Has Warnings Who wants to live forever? [1 2] Fist 42 by Fist
Has Warnings Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end [1 2] Fist 38 by Fist
We don't need no education
Magical boarding school! All of the characters totally have fun adventures, and don't get tortured or traumatized at all (: Follow the 'thread routing' tags to not get spoilered on things that are deep backstory lore from the narrative POV of the main co... more »
Has Warnings Teacher leave them kids alone Fist 1 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings Gonna be a big man someday/ You got mud on your face/ You big disgrace/ Somebody better put you back into your place [1 2] Fist 49 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? [1 2] Fist 31 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings Food, glorious food. [1 2] Fist 42 by Fist
Complete Here comes Santa Claus Fist 21 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings And Finrod Fell Before The Throne [1 2] Fist 35 by Fist
Complete We made a sacrifice/ And now we get to take your life [1 2 3] Fist 54 by Fist
Complete We shoot without a gun/ We'll take on anyone [1 2] Fist 29 by Fist
Complete I'm hungry like the wolf. [1 2 3] Fist 70 by Fist
Complete Thy fame is ancient as the days Fist 10 by Fist
Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter [semi-canon]
Stuff that happened 'in a sense' but does not have continuity errors because they only happened 'in a sense'. Extreme silliness.
Has Warnings With my quill and ink so fine [read the warning semi-open] [1 2] Fist 41 by Fist
Complete Has Warnings This bird, expert in the absurd / Number one in life that has been deferred [1 2] Fist 38 by Fist
Has Warnings wibta: if I killed Santa for punching a teen [open] Fist and 4 others 13 by Fist