"I went to the butcher and got one of his best cuts of meat. I prepared it one of my favorite ways so you can try something close to what you could get from Hunting."

Finally he's feeding me something decent.

"Good you like the taste. Now swallow, and remember the butcher died for your intransigence."

I can't. I can't... not swallow. It's so good.

"Good, good. I think you deserve a little break.

I won't waste our time asking if you want to Hunt yet, so I can free you completely, but you can have a sponge bath and a bit of exercise if you finish eating the rest of the meal."

More

"No. You think one slip means I'm evil now, but that's not how it works.

A singl-"

*crunch*

"You weren't doing anything productive with that jaw anyway."

I'm just a poor boy (ooh, poor boy), I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low 

Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

I wish I could proc rez.

This hurts so much.

But at least I can use it for time keeping.

I just need to accept right as the semester is ending, before there is time to actually do anything.

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life

I'm a hero now.

Marions-nous et faisons l'amour tout de suite.

I've been learning French just for you to say that.

Welcome to Burger King, of course we can make a wedding cake your way.

I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you
Koalababies up the avenue
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
My ovaries are out the wazoo

Oh, no!

"The rest of this Butcher is going to go to waste if you don't eat it. It is the one you already had some of so there is really no point in you not having it. Here I'll even fix your jaw for you."

*omonomnomnom*

I'm not actually hurting anyone right? The guy was already dead. And I'm doing this under duress, not even like debatable duress. Like if you look duress up in a dictionary you see a picture of me strapped to this wheely thingy.

*gentle hair strokes and asmr*

"Enjoy your meal my young friend, soon you'll be able to stretch and get cleaned up."

"I was too focused on the obvious to notice it before, but you kinda look like the guy who plays the emperor without his makeup."

"The Jade one?"