I got the new laptop's word processor to almost render my name correctly, that counts as progress. Right?

I forgor to change the header template to match the title.

Incident Report, Naarm, 13.0.13.12.5 2 Chikchan 18 Sotz' - .6 3 Kimi 19 Sotz'

Principal Author:

Now it's fuckin urple.

Eh, let's get on with it.

"Writing an after action report for the shootings?"

"Yep, and everything up till I stabbed you.
You should do some too, but I know you are busy updating your fucking Mythos Map without needing me to hold your hand like a little baby.

Right?"

"Yeaagh mum."

"Never complain about my French again."

"I'll go and finish it."

"Just one more thing. Are you doing your noir voice in the write up?"

"Nah, I'm doing Iomedaen."

"That's worse, you understand that's worse right?"

"It's called reverse mimesis, make sure to include yours in your chart."

Executive Summary

It was a cold and rainy night

Nope no noir.

Executive Summary

At the time of the incident Suicide Set was distributed across Earth θ, and maintaining Helot covers. To maintain stealth and due to the apparent safety provided by it and our innate natures, we followed a frankly lax security posture. 

On or slightly before 13.0.13.12.5 2 Chikchan 18 Sotz' a mage war broke out, and unknown actors contracted with Helot assassins.

Consequently, Ace-detective* and Ribbon were forced to proc rez under circumstances that resulted in entanglement with the Helot authorities non-magical law enforcement.

Additionally, Blood-bat** was forced to retreat to a secondary crypt, and, most seriously, an attempt on Exo was misaimed — intercepted at the Park boundary, resulting in Sin involvement and attention from the Yamen, including her family and the Fèngsī.

Due to good execution of prophecy guided scatter and regroup tactics we were able to escape largely unscathed and leverage the chaos of the mage war to make new friends profitable connections with the Flying Dutchman, and strengthen our link to several members of Exo's extended family including pengTheorist. Combined with confirmation of the magical fundamentals for project bird-spirk this conflict has been net positive but reveals multiple weaknesses and potential missed opportunities.

* me
**

Why is his transparent and bigger than mine. I mean E, lol but aside from his dick.

*bzz*

tag

Ooh break time. I can have little glowficing as treat. Just a little, and only in the main continuity I don't need the backstory to be longer than the actual plot.

Well I mean I do but I already count Worm. What I mean is I don't need to figure out a way to fictionalize our entire induction for Chase given that me and Bob don't show up on screen. Still so happy he wanted us to base a character on him though.

By Talos this can't be happening.

"I finished my map did you finish—

Crisse, that is a bad photo of me take it down."

"Ok, but will you let me take a better one later?"

"If you are a good girl and finish your report for mommy."
Is this really worth playing to her fetish? Too late now.