"I didn't think he could live through that."
Bob the werewolf
"Please don't strap me down with a bunch of bondage equipment in a time dilated dungeon with no food for weeks at a time while randomly breaking some of my bones and raping me over the course of several subjective months."
the-terror-that-squeaks-in-the-night
"So you thought you got the cartariod, but he didn't bleed out?"
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"This is a nice jacket, and magically hiding the bloodstains doesn't work as well when they're mine."
Bob the werewolf
"Ok. It's not the full moon so I will need a few minutes to change and will only be like a normal wolf."