"I'm delighted you are going to take part in class. I'm afraid I can't offer you any more food, but now does seem like a good time to talk to your father."

*boom headshot*

"I understand now."

"Tell me what you think of this class, and your plans for it. You are very talented, but rather behind schedule. So we must work quickly to maximize your educational attainment."

"I think hurting people is wrong, and I beg you let me do it to the Helots anyway. Lest it happen to me and those I care for."

"And?"

"I want an axe, a mask seed, and to be dropped near a pizza place that does delivery, and has a blind spot delivery drivers have to pass through."

"You are supposed to hunt Helots, not just scavenge their food."

"I've learned that people are vulnerable when hungry."

"I see."

"You have your axe, and your Seed. The portal is awaiting alignment. Is there something else you would like to do?"

"Eat?"

"No you imbecile. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!"

"I thought we weren't doing Star Wars."

*force lightning*

"So when I want to do a bit it's time to shut up, and when you want to do a bit we're doing a bit?"

"When I want to do a bit the universe itself goes along with the bit. Why do you think we look like this? It's because it will be funny when the prequels come out."

????
"Can I just go murder people now?"

"Fine, but I'll be monitoring you in prophecy and if I don't foresee at least one inspired by a true story blockbuster and 5 tasteless true crime podcasts you and your friends will suffer until that second part makes sense."

"Yes, master."

What a nutjob.

*Interplanar yeet*.

Ok so, the driver is probably going to leave the back door of the car unlocked, if not they will definitely leave the front unlocked, probably even open. That should give me plenty of time to get in the back seat and get hidden while he gets the pizza.

This makes sense even from a purely mundane perspective. And I should have an Eternal quadrant to-

Actually fuck the chart. This is the start of a slasher movie and I'm the slasher so I get to jump out of this loser's back seat with no warning.

Logic.