Poorly-photoshopped above-the-shoulders shot of Kim Hye-Jin and Lee Tae-gun as they step out of the portal.  Immediately below their photos in large text is the phrase "WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING VOLCANIC RANGE!".

[heavily zoomed in picture of Lee Tae-gun's blissed-out face, with the caption "me when I've been re-evaluating my goals and mission parameters and focusing on keeping Kim Hye-jin safe"]

Hey, be respectful of the dead, and take a minute of silent to honor their-hahaha, who I am kidding? Hellscape is got fucked to death! The only downside of dungeons not leaving bodies is that you can't go piss on their graves! I hope it suffered as much as much as Kim Hye-Jin enjoyed all the inches of Korea.

Okay but speaking of the inches. SPEAKING OF THE INCHES.

I knew esper glowup was somethin' but DAMN boy.

oh thank FUCK someone else mentioned it first. Like???? Hello??????

Yes, yes, I am a total buzzkill and wet blanket, but have we consider NOT sexualizing the international heroes? Who presumably want to have some kind of privacy? And also are probably very stressed from near death experiance?

okay but they literally fucked a dungeon to death and walked out naked, you can't unsexualize that. 

Yes, yes, I am a total buzzkill and wet blanket, but have we consider NOT sexualizing the international heroes? Who presumably want to have some kind of privacy? And also are probably very stressed from near death experiance?

damn bro who shat in your toaster? Like, even if we accept the premise that this would bother them (which, tee bee cee, I don't), in what world are KHJ and LTG reading random r/esper posts in English with 50 upvotes. 

Technically speaking, we don't have proof that they literally fucked Hellscape to death. We just know that Lee Tae-gun focused on keeping them both alive while Kim Hye-jin burned an entire S-rank dungeon down! It could be anything guys. We don't know what that means! They didn't say what they were doing in there! The blissed out look could have been coincidental. I think they held hands.

(There was probably some creation of an ice shield against the lava though. You know. While they held hands.)

okay but they literally fucked a dungeon to death and walked out naked, you can't unsexualize that. 

I guess today is the day of not letting people being stupid on the internet. 

Guys, Espers powers often do not extend to their clothes. KHJ and LTG probably just lost their clothing by virtue of being the volcano dungeon! Stop writing fanfiction about them having sex in there! It didn't happen!

did you literally fail to read her report or

also did you fail to see his literal full everything

those ice briefs were not doing their job. or any job at all.

Guys, Espers powers often do not extend to their clothes. KHJ and LTG probably just lost their clothing by virtue of being the volcano dungeon! Stop writing fanfiction about them having sex in there! It didn't happen!

Wow, sooo true my guy! Hey, quick question, how many other espers came out of VR naked? Probably it must have been, like, at least half of them, right? For this to make sense?

I guess today is the day of not letting people being stupid on the internet. 

Really good way to start this post though 10/10 I gotta start doing this more often

those ice briefs were not doing their job. or any job at all.

those ice briefs were not doing their job. or any job at all.

alright since we're talking about all the other things let's talk about this one thing

lee tae-gun has never, ever, ever looked backlashed in public. ever. he always looks the most serene and peaceful, like he's posing for Vogue. and then, when he gets so backlashed not even he can hide it... he has a boner and that look on his face.

i know it's not cool to speculate about espers' backlashes when they are private about it. i do not want to invite real speculation. but i DO want to invite AO3 writers to take some NOTES

oh don't worry we are :3

Speaking of AO3! There is already AU fanfiction of KHJ x Skybreaker, for if Skybreaker was the one to go after KHJ instead of LTG. Kinda into the good girl meets Skybreaker aesthetic, not going to lie.

👀 link?

I got you.

If I get banned for linking porn, I died as I lived. Being a little shit. o7

damn bro who shat in your toaster? Like, even if we accept the premise that this would bother them (which, tee bee cee, I don't), in what world are KHJ and LTG reading random r/esper posts in English with 50 upvotes. 

listen it doesn't count if tequila was involved, leave me out of this

Guys, Espers powers often do not extend to their clothes. KHJ and LTG probably just lost their clothing by virtue of being the volcano dungeon! Stop writing fanfiction about them having sex in there! It didn't happen!

ok but like. as i understand it. fluid exchange is the highest-throughput guiding activity. and burning the dungeon to death had to have been racking up KHJ's backlash like mad. they were at least doing sloppy naked makeouts

and getting some vitamin D would have been even more fluid exchange, so.......

Okay, but that report is honestly so fascinating, and I can see why she got it out so quickly? "Hellscape's monsters are made out of fuel" really highlights how sometimes our assumptions about dungeons actually being the narrative are completely off base! We didn't even need an esper to test this one, actually, it's just no one tried a flamethrower on the lava dungeon?

Idk it just makes me really hopeful about our ability to kill the other fuckers.

If nothing else, by LTG's face on emergence, he is probably SO ON BOARD with helping KHJ firefuck more dungeons to death.