"Right, I've seen you've done your research on all of the people involved in this take over, and could get it through in under a week. Very profitable."

"Just one more thing, you asked Jim Bagshaw if his Aunt Lilian was going to be at the Christmas party before you decided to go.

But, funny thing I checked and neither of his parents have a sister named Lilian. I didn't find stepsiblings or great aunts or anything else like that neither.

So who is she? And why did you seem so interested in not seeing her?"

"Just some annoying family friend, a Lilian Vasco. You wouldn't know her."

*ō-soto-gari*

I know my judo well.

"Aunty Lil is the one who got me the scholarship and I'm hurt you would fuck her like this."

"It's umm just a mistake."

Jean-Baptiste Carrier

"Yeah I meant you're hurt you would fuck her like this."

*pained flopping sounds*

"So the takeover is off. And we're going to discuss what you are going to need to do to make it off as in; you called it off and then proved that your miserable life has value to us. Or off as in; I'm going to let the spell finish you off next time."

"I'm not telling anything to a mummer."

Bro the 1800s called they want their slurs back. Yeah nah, close but let's go with:

"Is it the hair, cause I think it looks good on me?"

"I know what the taint of the grave means."

"What's it mean?"

"It means you're a zombie. A fucking necromantic monster."

Yeah we need to figure out who is leaking musty tomes to these jabronis.

"Oooh, so close but so wrong.

It means I don't need you alive to integrate you."

"Then kill me already. You won't because you're -"

*crack* 

"You weren't using that jaw for anything productive anyways."

"Speaking of anyways, you're alive because-"

I want to practice interrogation on people who don't matter so I can do it on people Great-uncle Owl would mind me killing.

"There is an off chance you'll be useful, and I'm not hungry so I would need to put you in dead wise-ass storage which reeks."

"Bruving you'n a vylent psygopath ihn' gunna nake me wanna helb you, psygotig cunh."

Redacted

"No you're psychotic."

I'm not not crazy, but I'm not a psycopath and to the extent it has anything to do with psychosis its because Mr. S. Tan did a number on me in more way than one.

I already tailed this dickhead long enough to roll up his contacts even if he's too fucked up to remember shit by the time he manages to kill himself. 

In terms of his interrogation he gave up a bit more than he realized with how dated his shit was, but nothing too useful. This was a deliberate experiment though, I think I'm getting better at this when I stick to things I actually expect to work.

It really is a bit of a pain to get rid of the corpse. 

Real talk human doesn't even taste that good now that I'm not being deliberately starved. 

These sort of illusions are not my forte, so I have to use a pride flag to anchor the concept that I am supposed to look female despite having male bits. But I can afford a grand a month on components easy with the way work has been going, and I feel good for the first time in.

Um, ever really.

Ok maybe not ever, but the way my magic works has always made medical transition an uphill battle.