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Ex-Lich!Arazni gets isekaid into the Shining Crusade.
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"- And I am sorry, truly, but that does not, right now, motivate me."

"I'm sorry. I am aware that it should. What motivates me is personal loyalty to Aroden and a personal dislike of Tar-Baphon and that I need something to occupy my time."

"Maybe I'll recover. Maybe I won't. But I haven't yet."

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She cannot say that it's all right, because it's the farthest thing from all right imaginable. 

 

She is not really sure it's the sort of thing for which an apology is owed. 

 

Her Arazni is dead and instead - no, that's not really a fair-to-this-person way to think about it -

 

 

 

"Do you have more questions for me."

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"... No." Absent some kind of truly extraordinary way to edit her own memories, Iomedae probably did not intend any of this. Arazni's life is just a lie.

Give Alfirin a hug, she could use it half as much as you can "Goodbye."

And she'll lower all the spells and the antimagic field.

Is Iomedae going to kill her now?

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And she's herself again, not afraid, not a child, someone who can go on whatever she loses. Arazni's habitual disguise is helpful; this could really be any person, in a sense, and it doesn't hurt anymore that most people aren't Arazni.

 

 

"Let me know if you need anything. We're working on plans to take advantage of having you back, we'll bring you everything that seems like a serious possibility."

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Arazni, herself, is recovering, now that her headband is back to functioning.

"I need a way to take down Tar-Baphon that doesn't rely on him casting Death Clutch - Tar-Baphon invented it, it rips peoples' hearts out - on Arnisant while he bears the Shield of Aroden, causing the shield to explode and also be teleported inside the Tyrant's hand, incapacitating him with holy fire long enough to build a seal around Gallowspire. Your state will be much less useless if we have that. This probably means Dominate Undead or Trap the Soul, but while we haven't gotten any solid hits through his spell resistance yet, but with some rabbit sacrifices and preparations and being slightly a god I might be able to land a hit before he teleports off. I've done some research on magic but I haven't gotten anything that gets around his spell resistance and his will, unless we can get ahold of his True Name which is presumably still not Tar-Baphon."

"I also need information from Aroden on the state of affairs in Axis, and should probably be crafting magic items while I wait."

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"Dominate Undead?" - actually, of course Arazni-undead-ruler-of-Geb would've been doing some spell development relevant to their present interests. "Alfirin tosses a Threnodic Dominate Monster at him sometimes when she has the chance but it's obviously never taken. If you had a way to do it more cheaply that might be really valuable. get around his spell resistance and his will, if you have anything that lets me deal the undead nonlethal damage.

And I'll pass along everything Aroden tells me to, and the things we'd most benefit from in the meantime are probably ninth circle scrolls, or metamagic rods if you've picked up crafting those." 

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"Sixth circle." That took a lot of work, but she wanted to be able to use normal-strength metamagic rods on it. "Nothing for nonlethal. I also have a spell for tearing them apart that targets their body instead of their mind and has some lingering effects after they wake up, with a mass version - fifth and ninth - but that won't stop Tar-Baphon, just make him know something funny's going on." It is total coincidence that the spells Arazni happened to be best at working on were the ones she found most interesting were the ones most useful for crushing rebels against her rule, which would also incidentally be very helpful if she got the chance to rebel against her rule. "There's also a first-circle spell that only lasts for a round to help you get through spell resistance."

(She considered that all this might be a hallucination, and came to the conclusion that though she's somewhat worried about Dominate Undead getting out, the only people who could do anything with them detrimental to her interests are the Whispering Way, and they aren't competent to throw her into a dreamscape. And if she is still trapped in Geb and this is an elaborate loyalty test, she has no objections ot the spells getting leaked to where they can be used against her.)

"I do not have metamagic rod crafting. Been focused on other things." She has people for that; there's quite a lot of vampires in Geb running magic item workshops to pay for whatever their evil schemes are.

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A sixth circle Dominate that works on the undead is a massive improvement on what they currently have but it doesn't, actually, mean their sixth circle spellcasters could if they got lucky enough land something. They don't think Alfirin has ever gotten past Tar-Baphon's spell resistance, and are sure that the eighth circle spellcasters haven't, even Mathreid who is an elf and has robes of the archmagi.  If there's a spell that'd give them a chance, even only a mediocre chance, it'd open up a lot of possibilities.

"We should probably get some more people in here if we're going to plan in depth, but with you dead he has been operating comfortably under the assumption that we more or less can't touch him with spells, and I think we want to conceal hints that we can until we have an ambush ready that we think is quite likely to actually win the whole thing. How good's the spell to help get through spell resistance?"

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"Two circles, about. First-circle, needs to be quickened if you want to get it off fast, only works for one spell. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Alfirin designed it for this purpose, it was around when I came back."

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"Was Alfirin? Around when you came back?"

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"She wasn't active in Geb or any country next to it, if she was around elsewhere she changed her name."

"If she's considering lichdom I'd recommend against it."

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"I would appreciate it if you don't bring it up with her. We - can't afford to fight. So we don't. We are careful and everything goes very smoothly. After Tar-Baphon is dead, you can try to convince her, if you want."

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Well, that's going to be fun to navigate. "Understood."

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Iomedae doesn't think it's likely Alfirin will quit just because not-quite-Arazni has shown back up but it's not completely impossible and it's more likely if she feels like it means she's under a microscope from someone more qualified than the paladins to notice what her plans are. Iomedae does suspect she has some. 

 

"Shall I schedule a time for Alfirin and the rest of the command to come think through plans with us? I would really expect this to be sufficient to take him down, though I'm not thinking immediately of any plans that feel to me like a good bet rather than just one worth taking."

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"Sounds reasonable. I also have an ninth circle Discern Location variant for phylacteries that searches for the soul using a fragment of the body as a focus, if you've got any bits of Tar-Baphon lying around, though ninety percent odds his is too well concealed for that."

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"- oh, clever. We have some pieces from the last time I killed him on the battlefield, in case we ever needed it for scrying though of course scrying him is ludicrously dangerous."

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She nods. "Probably won't work, but if it does..."

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"We can take as many long shots as we want, if they don't tip our hand. I'll have them brought here." 

 

She hesitates. "And -" And she draws her knife and slices off a lock of her own hair. "In case you need to scry me at some point. I'm told I make it annoyingly difficult." It's an understatement. If she's prepared for combat she to a first approximation will resist any spell.

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"- Thank you." She's aware of what this means.

She'll take it and quietly tuck it away in a Bag of Holding.

(In the opinion of Arazni, the correct way to open every fight is with Disjunction, followed by something that will kill or incapacitate your target unless they get spectacularly lucky. This is, of course, what Aroden's Spellbane naming Disjunction and Greater Dispel Magic and Antimagic Field is for, which is one of the reasons Arazni spent so long convinced she was completely invincible in any fight whatsoever.)

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Iomedae does not believe she is invincible. No one who lived through the last three years could believe that.

 

"I need to head out to coordinate everybody," which she can't do from inside the Private Sanctum. Also they'll be worrying about her. "Expect us back in a few hours, if that's all right, and of course you can send somebody if you want us sooner."

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"I'll get started on the scrolls."

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And Iomedae heads off to meet with the command of the Shining Crusade. 

 

She looks calm and okay, but only if you haven't known her for decades. "I think that went well."

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Did it though.

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She doesn't think it did, no. "Say more?"

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"Arazni had tampered memories suggesting that I had deliberately had her murdered so that the triumph of the Shining Crusade would play more to my personal advantage at home. This required tampering with most of our interactions and a lot of our decisionmaking. I think she does not believe that now, and while she is very much not all right, she wants to stop Tar-Baphon and has some useful spell development done during her centuries of lichdom."

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