Oct 17, 2019 9:31 PM
I'm making a note here: huge success
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"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position," says a robotic voice, before an android starts dragging Sable's body back inside.

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This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: huge success!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can,
For the good of all of us - except the ones who are dead.

Now there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake,
And the Science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive!

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore up my test track.
And turned all the things into gray dust.
As they dissolved it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line,
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive!

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Look at me, still talking while there's Science to do.
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive!

And believe me, I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

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