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"You get dibs on any weird teeth."

He looks for a mirror in which to vaguely fix his appalling bedhead.

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A mirror: exists.

Edie decides that the correct course of action is to comb his hair with her fingers.

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Clearly the best course of action is to return the favor!

This looks ridiculous. He loves it.

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She nuzzles him in the face.

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"You are so damn cute."

His hair looks halfway decent now!

"Breakfast?"

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"I need to change into fresh clothes first.

You're welcome to watch if you want."

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He will certainly watch that.

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She is mayyyybe slightly flirty about it.

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He enjoys it immensely.

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Emily finally succeeds in dragging herself out of bed, and this time he is going to need to turn his back.

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He does so, and will stare at the wall until somebody tells him otherwise.

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"Okay, it's safe now."

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He turns around.

"Safe implies I'd get maimed or something if I--"

He thinks.

"Actually, fair enough."

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"I wouldn't actually."

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"I mean, it would be kind of ineffective anyway."

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"I could at the very least annoy you by removing your piercings."

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He thinks about that for a second.

"...yyyes, but also don't do that because it'd be weird."

He glances over at Edie.

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"Masochist."

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"--I mean, I assume they can also be removed in ways other than tearing them out."

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"...oh, right. I kind of forgot."

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"How'd you manage that?"

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"I never take 'em out on purpose."

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"I guess that makes sense, if the holes always heal closed when you do."

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"Yeah. Last time I was taking them out a lot was at home."

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"Parents didn't like them?"

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