...for they've got enough on their plate, seriously
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"I bet Macalaurë wrote a Fëanorians exception into the lie detection song, it is the kind of thing he'd do if asked for a lie detection song."

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"Yes, he did, which is why when Loki wanted to apply the song to this situation she went and found Maglor and asked him if he did that and if she could please have a version that did not have this feature."

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"And it ended up being irrelevant, because I am sure he's not technically lying - did you change things about the political situation to make it more true that you ruling the country was the best alternative -"

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"Yes, obviously."

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"What things."

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"I haven't habitually given power to people who are likely to use it to challenge me, I pushed through a lot of trade initiatives on the strength of personal connections which means they'll collapse if I'm deposed in a way they wouldn't if I'd fought for them differently -"

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"How do I not incentivize you to fuck with your country to make all non-you options worse."

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"You could promise to just let me run it."

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"Let's go talk to those people."

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"How do we go about finding them, making appointments, explaining alts if that's not already common knowledge...?"

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"It's already common knowledge."  That there are meddling interdimensional visitors who shouldn't be challenged on the lies they tell and can take any form they care to.

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....Kib waits patiently for answers to his other questions.

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His eyelids flicker. "...and I've got appointments scheduled for you. The guards will escort you to them."

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"Thanks."

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"My pleasure. Good skill."

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And Kib will trot around with Island meeting people.

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The King's chief of infrastructure is a young woman who smiles brightly at them and is delighted to talk about infrastructure and disinterested in talking about government. 

"Would the country fall apart without the King?"

"Hmm? I don't think so, he has a successor named and everything..."

"Macalaurë?"

"Yes."

"Do you think he'd be a good King?"

"Hmm? I think so."

"Do you think there are a better candidates, if one could avoid a war to put them in office?"

"Hmm? I don't really know."

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Stonewalling or just very narrow interests?

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Force of habit - wouldn't have been a safe topic to express opinions about, much safer to genuinely not cultivate opinions about it - he liked using oaths, it's possible he'd habitually ask people to swear to it that they hadn't given it much thought -

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This tack going to get us anywhere, then?

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"If the King were deposed what do you think you'd do?"

 

"If I thought he'd want me to quit in protest I'd do that, if I thought he'd want me to stay on I'd do that."


"Has he expressed an opinion on what he'd want?"


"Quit in protest, if I can do that safely, unless I have assurance in advance which I genuinely think was uncoerced that he thinks this is in the best interests of the country."


"Does everyone have the same orders?"


"They're not orders, they're for a case where orders would definitionally not apply anymore. But yes."

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"Who here is 'everyone'?"

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"Everyone in my department, everyone I know in the justice department, everyone I know in accounting and revenues...."

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So it's not so much rigged to explode as rigged to evaporate.

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"Do you think that's what's best for the country?"

 

"Well," she says, raising an eyebrow, "I think it deters people from trying things, and that's good for the country. And it's the King who's risked his life for us, the King who's done us thousands of years of service. I'm not loyal to some arbitrary institution, I'm loyal to him. I don't owe my time and effort and energy to anyone, and I wouldn't want to work for anyone who deposed him."

"Were you aware that he kept his consort against his will and under mind-controlling oaths."

"Yes."

"Doesn't bother you."

"If there's a crime at which I'd throw aside a loyalty thousands of years old, it wouldn't be 'wanting a man'."

"Is this Arda like mine in considering there to be no fucking difference -"

 

"Sorry," she murmurs, "what's the question?"

"Never mind."

 

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