"Come on. Who wouldn't want to see a list of neural network dates?"

"All dates are neural network dates, Z, brains are neural networks."

Asher kisses him. "I don't know what that face means!"

"I'm really vulnerable to shower thoughts!"

"Oh god now I have TWO people to text my 4 am thoughts to."

"I will take them all 100% seriously. It's a problem I have."

Asher is upside down on the couch so that his head is on the floor and his feet are on the wall. 

"That sounds great, honestly, my 4am thoughts are all very important."

Z starts to rearrange himself on the couch again.

"Gimme a sampler."

Now he is also upside down. See, he can sit in weird ways too!

Now they can make out while upside down!

"If you think about it, doesn't Antarctica have a zero percent child mortality rate? I'm never going to know as much about dinosaurs as I did when I was eight. Why do people think Aquaman is useless when he patrols like 70% of the Earth?"

He laughs while he kisses him.

"You can't adjust the volume on your own thoughts!"

"I can too! If you were a telepath I would demonstrate."

He thinks LOUDLY and then quietly.

"–huh. Wow. Renders fine in text, I guess."

"Okay, apparently you are lowkey a telepath, cool."

CAN YOU HEAR THIS. 

"I am really not used to this shit mattering for more than five seconds – yeah! You're thinking in caps lock!"

Z IS REALLY HOT AND I WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK.

[Click here to skip the sex scene. Sex scene contains extreme masochism.]

Now the side of his face that isn't already red is starting to match!

"Hey! Not fair!"

Asher is now thinking very vividly about the weight of Z's cock in his mouth, the way the skin slides against the hardness as his lips move against it, the taste of precome against his tongue. Z might also catch images of various famous dicks Asher has sucked-- Zachary Quinto, Alan Cumming, Billie Joe Armstrong...

Not fair at all.

Z is...actually, he's going to start taking off his pants about this.

Asher has switched to thinking about the warm tight feeling of his cock in someone else's ass, about what Z's face might look like moaning and writhing under him, his mouth open in an O as Asher pins down his wrists and fucks him--

Maybe the lube could be blood. That would be hot.

"That doesn't even work outside of fanfiction I've tried it," he says, a little more high-pitched than he would strictly like, kicking off his pants.

"I don't see why not! You have regeneration!"

And isn't regeneration a fun power. Asher has never really been into woundfucking but he's going to solidly consider it now. 

Some of these curses don't actually exist in languages that aren't dead or from another galaxy. Luckily, he's been educated, so he can say them all out loud.

He's just going to try to kiss him now. And maybe grind on him a little, because at this point he can't not.

Gosh, if you're telepathic you can dirty-talk people while kissing them. Z is the best. 

Would Z think it was hot if Asher cut off his dick? It would be pretty hot to watch it regrow. Maybe it would be more sensitive while it was regrowing. Oooh, and he can be impaled--

Impalement apparently gets a really fantastic noise out of him!