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So Kingpin has connections to cartels in San Gusto-- he gets a lot of his drugs from there-- and the current prime minister is basically incorruptible. He's been moving a lot of resources into San Gusto and I think he's trying to get the PM overthrown. 

He's also funded a lot of researchers who work on emotion control, especially hatred. 

And I think all three of those things are connected. 

I don't know how. 

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hatred + hitler is a pretty reasonable combination 

so is hatred + political unrest 

...did I seriously just call anything about this reasonable 

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so is "political unrest + Hitler" for that matter 

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tbh hitler jr. with a hate beam does not exactly sound like a great state of affairs

what can we... do. about it.

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Not much until we know where he is, I don't think 

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Nevada.

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why nevada

because it's in the middle of nowhere or for nukes reasons or for weird shit reasons or 

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No idea, his motivations aren't in his publicly available accounting records.

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do we know where in Nevada?

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Lev gives a latitude and longitude that corresponds to a spot in the middle of the desert.

or thereabouts anyway

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i wanna kill the fuck out of hitler

(we never got that far)

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do I want to know what that means?

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don’t worry about it

 

seriously though can we thwart this shit early

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unless we're planning to let Kingpin do whatever he wants with hatred manipulation tech

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what info do you need from me to go kill hitler

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are we sure that we should actually kill hitler

I don't think being a Nazi is genetic and he hasn't actually done anything yet

being Hitler's clone isn't even illegal

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disrupting the process of creating a hitler clone seems like a better idea than not doing that 

but yeah I'm way more worried about the emotion control 

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I'm just saying I don't know if clone Hitler with an emotion control ray is actually any worse than anyone else with an emotion control ray

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i guess you shouldn't discriminate because somebody had a shitty original

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idk if you're wrong or not but the main reason I can think of to go to the trouble of cloning hitler in particular rather than using some rando is for public image and that is worrying actually 

whether or not it would actually be worse than if a rando had an emotion control ray all else being equal, all else isn't equal 

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maybe instead of killing clone hitler we should like

kidnap him

and convince him racism is wrong

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I'm not in general opposed to kidnapping random children instead of killing them but Spiderman's right, stopping it from happening in the first place is the thing to aim for if we can manage it 

Can we?

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They've stopped sending in the supplies they use for cloning. 

So either there's already a Hitler or they gave up or they have enough supplies already or something I'm not thinking of.

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what if he's already, like...growing

that would be the worst fucking culture war debate. nobody's happy

'do you abort baby clone hitler. please show your work'

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we should NOT abort baby clone hitler. he is INNOCENT.

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