...he still technically hasn't come.

However, he really kind of wants to pull Asher up here and lean on his shoulder and snuggle him.

Snuggles win.

Snuggles!

"Want me to finish you off?"

"...yes. Yes I do."

Asher undoes Z's pants and deepthroats him. 

Thhhat was not what he expected!

He gasps and grabs Asher's hair, barely resists pushing him down.

Asher reaches a hand up and pushes Z's hand on his own head.

–well that feels an awful lot like permission to him.

Turnabout is fair play.

Except for the part where Asher apparently has no gag reflex whatsoever!

Of course you fucking don't you ridiculous Mary Sue.

This does make it a lot simpler to yank his head around without worrying about choking him, though.

Z makes some very interesting whimpering noises about blowjobs.

They are very interesting noises!

Asher physically can't get hard again but Z is making a solid attempt at it happening anyway. 

He bites down a little overly hard on his arm when he comes, to muffle the noise.

...now he's bleeding on his lip a little but it's fine. That's fine.

Asher kisses him and licks up the blood.

"You are amazing and I promise I'm not just saying that 'cause I just came."

"I know."

Cuddles!

hey guys so I figured out another piece of what kingpin is up to

two more pieces actually

none of them make any sense

Phone. Phone. Where is phone.

There's his phone.

do you wanna, like

do this in person

since you live here, and everyone else is also here

wait i guess there's cap. cap wyd

there are in fact several avengers who aren't here

like in fact none of the avengers are here

I just added my boyfriend and adopted child to the avengers group chat for no reason

Natasha:

I have so many questions

you know lots of superheroes have a teenage ward sidekick

like batman

it's the new trend

"I want you to appreciate my restraint in not adding 'with homoerotic tension' to that text."

"You almost did. I saw the timeline flash before my eyes."

hey we're dating now

somebody tell the internet asher stark is into weirdly meta burn victims

Natasha:

Asher, I can tell you're about to type something nauseating, and if you're cute in the group chat I will defenestrate you

"I can't believe I'm being mistreated like this."

guys

kingpin

focus

yes 

kingpin 

also I'm here for a reason jackass