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"Sorry." He is going to try to keep those feelings at bay because they are not welcome here. "I know you're trying and I know I'm not making it easy. I think it's really cool and really admirable. I'm just really bad at not getting in the way of it."

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"I think we can have some wiggle room for espers, if you want, and if you already wanted before you had an inkling I was - actively not looking - and assuming you continue not to want to blackmail me, definitely not into it if it's a prelude to blackmail."

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"Why would I want to blackmail you. And also I would in fact need to be really—" Pause. "Not-a-dick version of what I was about to say, I really don't think you'd give in even if for some reason I was possessed by a—" Pause. "I'm not going to blackmail you and even if I did I don't think it has the slightest possibility of working on you."

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"- oh, no, it wouldn't work, it'd just suck in the process of not working. ...I'm sorta curious about the dick version."

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"I would in fact need to be really fucking stupid to think that had any chance of working on you and as we've already discussed I am not really fucking stupid."

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"That's not that dickish."

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"No but it's a slippery slope and I keep slipping and being sarcastic and biting and snapping at you. ...although you snapping back at me does kind of make me feel better."

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"...all of the responses that come to mind feel various shades of dickish to say. Let's go with because it makes me feel less bad about myself and also because I like it when you display your personality."

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"Well, I can do sharp banter if that's the thing we're doing."

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"Just do whatever you feel like doing and not worry about pressuring me or being professional, how about that be the thing we're doing."

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"You may have to catch me if I slip, I was doing being professional very hard."

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"I noticed! It was vexing! I much preferred it when we were making out while you were bouncing on my—"

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"—uh, that may be too much, sorry."

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"Only because you didn't think to go to the kitchen for olive oil."

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"...I'm not sure that's healthy! And besides I severely doubt you'd have let me!"

...is he. Feeling a positive emotion. It may be "snark" but. He's not wearing his bracelet right now.

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"It worked for the ancient Greeks!"

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"Well since we're not ancient nor Greek we should instead acquire actual lube. ...uh, if we're, you know, doing that again, I mean."

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"Lube for espers, yes. I think I'm fresh out, actually, it's been a while, but I hear stores have such things."

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"Online ones, even, it's not hard to get it delivered through whatever arcane mechanism you have for the delivery of merchandise to this place."

Is this for real???

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"It's not that arcane, just drone delivery."

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"Witchcraft if you ask me."

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Haru finally ticks down to zero. "I think they have drones in Korea..."

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—oh. "They do. I'll, uh, I'm going to put my bracelet back on but I'll be right back?"

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