invented to keep out the cold
Understanding that would take time, but we can begin at the beginning, with the context necessary for any understanding of Ulon. Give me a moment. She pauses. Alright, I think I have it.
The first thing to know is that everything I am going to tell you is false, and most implications of anything I am going to tell you is false.
Ulon is a being of miscommunication, who rules and lives within only unclear statements and the implications left behind.
The proper next phrase is written, so mention if this does not work.
Hyba pna bayl or erzrzorerq jurer abar pna bireurne.
—Oh, Ulon is at times referred to as Hyba. You may have heard of Hyba as a female deity with similar traits to Ulon, but to my understanding they are in fact the same.
Ulon's teachings cannot be communicated.
Ulon must be understood alone.
Ulon teaches only what we should already know.
The best way to understand Ulon is to consider the stories I tell you here and find the one who lives within them.
Ulon is the center of every story I tell you.
This is the phrasing of the initial glimpse of Ulon by which I was taught, and I think it is all important context to have before starting any of the stories. I also don't know how to pass them along well, because in some places the exact phrasing and tone and context matter, and while I might be able to do that right I don't think I know exactly which parts are important. I can't do it justice with an illusion, even if I had a way for an illusion to speak comprehensibly. Possibly you have a spell for this? If not, I can try to figure something out.