"Um. So we're already getting late for afternoon class but I assume everyone agrees that this is important enough that it's fine to skip, yes?"

Gabriel opens his mouth and then leaves it hanging open, looking very conflicted.

"I'll have to think about it," Vivian says earnestly. She pauses for exactly one-mississippi. "Obviously yes."

Gabe eventually closes his mouth and nods.

"Ladies and gentlemen and, uh, whatever Peter is now, we have found out what it takes to get Gabe to be willing to skip class."

"I'm gonna text Isabella to tell her I'll skip class, this is really important."

"Thought so. So, uh, it's literally a CYOA, like I'm not joking there's a points system and various powers under categories and a list of drawbacks that give you extra points. The genre is, like I said, Mary Sue, there's a power literally called Emerald Orbs and another that's Dragon Fairy Elf Witch which gives you whatever magical ancestry you may want or need, there's a bunch of stuff about making you be the most special or well-liked or beautiful including some really sketch mind-control stuff that I noped the fuck out and had the notebook remove the mind-control aspect from..."

Vivian snrks. "Is there one that makes you secretly a princess? If not I think that's an oversight."

"You know, I think there isn't? There's a power called Disney Princess but it makes animals always friendly to you, and there's The Princess And The Dragon but that one is about the logistics of fucking a dragon always working out."

Marcus sporfles. "Fucking a dragon??"

Felicia is blushing horribly.

"It's a power about fucking anything of any species and it always working out regardless of size differences or temperatures or appendages or whatever."

"I have to say that's extra horny even for you."

"I didn't say I took it."

"You did though."

"This notebook has made me realise a lot of things about myself that I didn't previously know and one of them was the breadth of—of my sexuality, I guess."

"Goddamn."

"You don't know the half of it. I'm gonna have such a huge dick."

Felicia grimaces. "Can we not talk about my brother's dick?"

"Not if we're talking about these superpowers a lot, a bunch of them are about sex and one is called Well Endowed."

"...in a notebook for girls?"

"Originally it was meant to be, like, big boobs hourglass-figure or being otherwise of generous body frame but apparently the fact that I'm not—completely—transing myself means I can in fact use it to make my dick huge."

"If being a girl meant I couldn't use the Well Endowed perk to make my dick huge I'd riot," Vivian opines. "Anyway. Powers. Can you post your build in the comments? Or is that one of the things you're conflicted about of course it is ignore me."

"I mean I'm conflicted about some things, but..."

Felicia squints at his face. "You're making a face."