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Gender? I hardly know 'er!
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Who did as requested save him a seat.

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Anna is also sitting at the same table, as well as his friends Marcus and Gabe.

"Why'dyou have your bag with you?" he asks.

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"To protect my private property."

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"Your private property?"

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"Nate and the boys decided to mess with my stuff today and replaced every single one of my notebooks with pretty pink ones."

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"I'll never understand why you're friends with them. They suck."

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"That's not a nice thing to say."

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Shrug. "I'm not a nice person."

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"So I'm meant to like you more than them because you're not nice?"

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"'Least I'm honest about it."

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"I think you're nice."

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"Jessica and Marcus under a tree," says Anna, but her heart isn't really in it.

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"Let me see the notebooks."

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"I, uh," and a penny drops like a hundred pound stone in his head. "...sure," he says while he tries not to let his face show how much he's kicking himself.

Why, oh, why did he think he'd need to figure all of this out... on his own?

Anyway he grabs one of the non-magical notebooks (at least he hopes it's not magical but that'd be hilarious) and offers it to him.

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"...everything alright?" asks Gabe, accepting the notebook.

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"Yeah, just, just having an epiphany."

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"Oh no, should I call an ambulance?"

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"Do I look like I want to get bankrupted today?"

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"Now why would you ruin my joke by forcibly inserting the realities of the American healthcare system into it like that?"

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Jessica giggles.

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"This is a pretty high quality notebook, though," opines Gabe, passing it over to Marcus.

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"That's what I said! Nate is garbage at pranks, I don't even want my old notebooks back. Besides, these would look great with this nail polish I've been thinking of trying..."

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"—really?! Oh you have to show me, what color did you pick, do you have a picture?"

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"I'm pretty sure it was a joke," says Anna in between mouthfuls. Then she pauses. "...right?"

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