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Gender? I hardly know 'er!
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"I also know about the thing."

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"No one knows about the thing, they just know that there's a thing."

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"Sounds like a not very secret thing."

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"It's very secret."

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"What's the thing?"

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"Eat faster if you want to find out!"

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He glares at Peter and makes a show of shoving food in his mouth, which is predictably too fast and causes him to choke on it and start coughing.

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"Ew, cover your mouth when you do that."

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"Your other friends aren't invited? I'm flattered."

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"...I mean, objectively speaking you know I'm closer to you guys. Nate and the boys are cool but we don't have much in common other than jock shit."

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"And being extroverts."

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"That's under jock shit."

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"I'm sure there's introverted jocks."

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"Yes, Dore is one, I'm just being facetious."

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"'Facetious'," says Marcus, again in an exaggerated imitation of Peter's voice.

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"Making fun of people's speech patterns is a jock thing to do, you know."

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"You take that back right this instant, how dare you."

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"You're spending a lot of time talking and not enough time eating."

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Marcus flips Peter the bird but does in fact resume eating.

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And after they finish eating he goes to fetch his sister (who's a sophomore).

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"You're slow."

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"Sue me."

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She rolls her eyes but gets up from her table with the theater clique to follow him.

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And onwards to find Vivian!

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Vivian has, conveniently, already finished her lunch cigarette and applied obfuscatory cologne. "Peter and... okay, that's not a normal slice of your social circle, is something serious?"

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