"Personal Hygiene looks really useful," Gabriel says, looking over Marcus's shoulder.

"Doesn't it? Never have to shower again, so much time saved."

"Does the one above, Dressing Room, give you a Bag of Holding for clothes?"

"...I kind of assumed as much but I didn't really ask. I'll ask that later."

Vivian looks up Astolfo. (A cursory Googling does not elicit information about Monster cans.)

"Okay, they could get it. Provisionally approved."

"He was the main persona I had in mind when I was thinking about my unforced forcefem fantasies while reading these powers."

Felicia grabs her phone to look him up. "...this is a guy?"

"Anime femboy, yep."

"Okay I wasn't thinking of going this far with your makeup, this'll be harder."

"They can do wonders with contour these days," Vivian says cheerfully.

"Oh I am totally still doing it I'll just need to go a bit harder than I was thinking. Might need to Google some tutorials."

"Hey, can you share powers? I want Just A Little Longer."

Snort. "Of course you do."

Marcus sporfles at a couple of entries later.

"'Your endowments maintain a state of perfect grace and beauty at all times, never troubling you with uncomfortable bounces or uninvited jiggles.' Is your cock gonna be perfectly graceful all the time?"

"Yes, and even though it'll be so big it should swing back and forth whenever I run the power also guarantees that I will not be plagued by any uncomfortable bounces or uninvited jiggles."

"Gross."

"You cannot outcompete me in how uncomfortable I can make your sex jokes, Marcus. Not for as long as you're straight, anyway."

Vivian squints. "Man, I think I get the point of the whole 'it's perfect and you don't get the downsides' deal but would it not be pretty gender-affirming to have your huge dick flopping around uninvited. Like, inconvenient, but 'oh man that sure is my dick and it sure is huge and inconvenient in the way that a huge dick is'. Like how tits are supposed to bounce because that's how tits, even though I'm told it kinda sucks. By people who actually have tits." Gesture to ironing-board chest.

"It's hot in theory but trust me it is not worth the hassle."

Gabriel lifts his eyebrow really high.

"Sorry was I meant to be humbler and pretend my dick isn't already pretty big. It's already pretty big. It flops around and that aspect of it is mostly just kind of unpleasant."

"Why does the conversation keep coming back to your dick," Felicia says, scooting away from him. "Can we talk about anything else."

"We could talk about what world you want to go to first," Vivian proposes. "I'm going to propose Dominaria so neither Marcus nor Gabe gets to."

"I wasn't going to! I was gonna suggest Toril."

"...what, you want me to reenact our campaign?"