"Hey, can you share powers? I want Just A Little Longer."

Snort. "Of course you do."

Marcus sporfles at a couple of entries later.

"'Your endowments maintain a state of perfect grace and beauty at all times, never troubling you with uncomfortable bounces or uninvited jiggles.' Is your cock gonna be perfectly graceful all the time?"

"Yes, and even though it'll be so big it should swing back and forth whenever I run the power also guarantees that I will not be plagued by any uncomfortable bounces or uninvited jiggles."

"Gross."

"You cannot outcompete me in how uncomfortable I can make your sex jokes, Marcus. Not for as long as you're straight, anyway."

Vivian squints. "Man, I think I get the point of the whole 'it's perfect and you don't get the downsides' deal but would it not be pretty gender-affirming to have your huge dick flopping around uninvited. Like, inconvenient, but 'oh man that sure is my dick and it sure is huge and inconvenient in the way that a huge dick is'. Like how tits are supposed to bounce because that's how tits, even though I'm told it kinda sucks. By people who actually have tits." Gesture to ironing-board chest.

"It's hot in theory but trust me it is not worth the hassle."

Gabriel lifts his eyebrow really high.

"Sorry was I meant to be humbler and pretend my dick isn't already pretty big. It's already pretty big. It flops around and that aspect of it is mostly just kind of unpleasant."

"Why does the conversation keep coming back to your dick," Felicia says, scooting away from him. "Can we talk about anything else."

"We could talk about what world you want to go to first," Vivian proposes. "I'm going to propose Dominaria so neither Marcus nor Gabe gets to."

"I wasn't going to! I was gonna suggest Toril."

"...what, you want me to reenact our campaign?"

"...I hadn't thought of it like that. If you could meet our characters or be one of them that would be freaky."

"No I'm with Viv, Dominaria sounds a lot cooler," he says, not looking up from the notebook. "Oh the money ones are nice, I wanna be richer than God, too."

"Between Toril and Dominaria I actually lean the former because I know next to nothing about the M:tG setting and what little I do know makes me feel terrified of it."

"I thought you didn't like D&D."

"It's not my favorite RPG setting—system, rather—because the focus on combat is annoying, but on the other hand it is a setting where you can literally go on to become a god, and what's more Mary Sueish than an isekai story where the protagonist seduces powerful adventurers, becomes one herself except much more quickly than is reasonable, becomes a goddess, fixes everything, etc?"

"Female pronouns, now, huh?"

"Might as well inhabit the character."

"Should I start calling you she/her?"

"...not yet. I'd feel weird, before I actually get forcefemmed."

"I've been doing anypronouns, which has so far mostly cached out to 'he/him except when something else for emphasis' now that I think about it. I'll try to sprinkle more variance in there. They."

"You know, anypronouns sounds. Good. Actually."