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Gender? I hardly know 'er!
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"...like, at random, or..."

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"I guess?"

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"You're very queer, Tarleton."

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"Yes, har de har har."

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Vivian rolls her eyes extravagantly. "If I weren't philosophically opposed to violence I'd be punching you again, MK."

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"Just use me as a punching bag, why don't you."

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Felicia punches him, not very hard. "You asked for it."

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"It was a—oh whatever."

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"You aren't categorically opposed to violence, Marcus Oliver, so you cannot complain when you get it. Besides, as the local white male cishet you are obliged to suffer for the sins of your forebears."

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"You're -" Vivian pauses. "Dammit, I can't say 'as a white bi dude you're on thin ice too' anymore because you're actually a white bi question mark. Foiled again by gender."

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"And apparently 'bi' might even start to become misleading given that dragons are being added to the equation. 'Pansexual' takes on a whole new meaning when you might start to become capable of fucking abstract concepts. And I'm pretty sure I'll get to shapeshifting—well, not just 'pretty sure', the notebook directly told me that I can get shapeshifting with my current set of powers, and if you think I'll stick to human let alone 'white dude' you are sorely mistaken.

"That said I was raised as a white dude and have all the relevant privileges so I think I'm not not on thin ice."

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"There you go again with your SJ bullshit."

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"Come on, Pete, you know how I feel about it, it's just all the, the, the politics this shit keeps painting everything with, and everything is a goddamn war, and—"

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"I'm not going to censor you for going against the Tumblr liberals but I am going to raise an eyebrow at you when you say stuff that skirts too close to what nrx says in public."

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Vivian plants her hands on Peter and Marcus's heads and grips them, gently, as one might grip an egg to keep it stable without popping its shell and splashing its contents everywhere. At an example.

"Marcus. Peter. Can we not rehash discourse that was getting stale when we were in elementary school. I will even accept a return to the actual point of this entire conversation if absolutely necessary."

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"Yeeeees, mooooom."

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"Yeah, sure, alright."

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"Thank you," she says, releasing them. She sits cross-legged on top of the picnic table.

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Marcus resumes reading the list of notebook powers.

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"I'm gonna grab something to eat, does anyone else want anything?"

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"Oh I'll come with."

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"Like any requests? Grab me froyo from that place we usually go to two blocks down from the school. And you can add all the fattening shit you want, I'll never have to worry about getting fat again."

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"Frozen yogurt, extra melted butter. Loud and clear, boss. - get me the vanilla chocolate caramel thing? You know the one. I'll Venmo you."

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"Same as always."

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